One may wonder why I called this page “Are You a Serial Killer?” My reasoning for it is this – a sane and rational person could probably come up with scenarios such as these… I mean, just watch TV, but to actually spend the time to type them out and send them to various ASP’s over and over again? That to me is a sign of someone who is “not right in the head” and therefore possibly capable of being a serial killer. I however, am not qualified to diagnose such things and will leave it to you to decide for yourself.
| My name is XYZ, I am a white male, 5'6" and 40 years of age. I like tall women and have a couple of items in mind and wanted to get your okay with them before setting anything up. The two things I love are: to be trampled for hours by a nice looking woman like yourself and to lay underneath her as she strattles my face for oral pleasure. So here is a list. Let me know if any or all are okay with you. 1. Trample my chest and stomach mercilessly with boots, clogs, sneakers and 2 to 3 inch heeled pumps heels. Bounce and jab my stomach a little as you walk on me. Push the air out of me as you walk full weight on my frontside. 2. Stand full weight on my throat (3 to 5 seconds at a time only). Use your arch and heel when barefoot or wearing flat soled shoes. 3. Stepping up and down on the side of my head with hard soled shoes like clogs or something similar. You can step quickly. 4. Trample me with sneakers that have tacks attached to the bottoms (I invented this, two tacks glued back to back and then pushed into the shoe bottoms). This is for a short period only and isn't as bad as it sounds really. 5. Suck your toes and lick the bottoms of your feet clean after you have really darkened the soles from walking down the street barefoot. 6. Stand on the palms of my hands while wearing pumps or slingbacks with 2 to 3 inch heels. 7. Sit on my face front facing me and let me service you. 8. Place a large carrot in my mouth and then let it slide in you as I lay on my back so I can watch you come all the way down and touch my lips. Orgasm and then turn the carrot around and put it in my mouth and then repeat the process. :-) Hope to hear from you soon. BTW, may I get your shoe size so I may bring some shoes to the session. Additionally, what is your hourly rate? I figure two hours walking on me and one hour orally. Thank you very much for your time. Sincerely, XYZ |
| Hello...I just noticed your pictures. Did you know that it would help if you grew your fingernails out at least one inch long? If you are not able to grow them out, then go to a nail salon and have acrylics put on. Many of you girls have the most ugliest hands, because you do not care about the way they look. What ever happened to femininity? I do not like to look at women with hands as ugliest as mine. I have a few more comments and then I am going to let this subject drop. If you thought I was being cranky, just look down at your fingernails. Now...That is proof I was not being cranky. Lol. I do not only have problems with your hands, but everyone of the other models who have very short nails like yours. What ever happened to femininity? Are you too young to remember the 1980's and 1990's? Longer nails were very beautiful back then, and will always be beautiful forever. They will never go out of style with men either. (Maybe in Hollywood, but not with the average man) Long nails are only a thing of the past for today's modern day lazy women. Women no longer want to take the extra time in applying makeup. And it shows. All you need to do, is look around anywhere throughout the Denver metro area, and you will be hard pressed to find an attractive woman past the age of 21. For every 1000 women I see throughout this area, I MIGHT find 1 attractive looking woman out of the entire bunch. That is no coincidence either. Many of these women do not take the time needed to take proper care of themselves in any shape, way, or form. The year of 2006 is very different from the 1980's and 90's when most women always took the proper time to pamper and take good care of themselves. I understand that times have changed. But they have not changed for the better. I am sorry if I am too forthcoming for you in my comments, but I am not one of those wimpy, wealthy, sissy men that caters to itching ears. You know, the kind guys with whom most women like yourself find appealing. O.B.W., Just to make absolutely sure I was not imagining things earlier about your hands, I tried to find your picture once again, and I noticed you had already taken it down. I guess you must have agreed with me after all. So it was not me who was being cranky or being mean to a perfect stranger. No, I was only speaking the truth. So long to you ABC, And best wishes." FREAK!. |
| Hi 123 Thank you for being available for fun and pleasures. I am 27 years old and very girth endowed. Before meeting you, it would be prudent to find out if you would suit me as well as if I would suit you. I am seeking an Escort that genuinely loves a well endowed man, and that she is very accomodating to all sexual needs. It is an awesome pleasure and very equitable to both (client and Escort) when a near perfect match is found. In finding the right lady, I would not care how much I would spend on her. A lady welcoming what she gleams as a great client would give herself out more, enjoy her time with him, and make a client for life ( or at least for several years in case of her retirement later). Meeting a new lady is a bit ambigous at first, trying and time consuming as well. A new client is also trying to most Escorts as expectations and desires are not fully known. Add to that, societies' hypocritical tones about sex which dictates terms that are not equitable. I believe that most women would love to be appreciatedif/when their vaginas became deep and wide from multiple lovers, childbirths or a combination of both. Most well endowed men love to tear up a woman's vagina, but after she is well used they seek a tighter one. Most men seek a liberal minded woman, but want her to be tight. Since women seek to be accepted and appreciated, they forgo indulging fully in pleasures and lose out by catering to unappreciative men. Just as there are Escorts whose vaginas are loose, there are men like me who appreciate these Escorts, need them, and want them. First of all, to me, a loose vagina is a good sign that the beautiful lady attached to it knows how to please a man. It is irresistable invitingly open and beckoning me to be inside her. It is visually pleasing to my sight. The antecipation of a delicious wet pussy makes my penis harder and my heart beat even fasterand harder. No Matter how deep and wide a vagina is, there are sexual positions that are mutually satisfying to a lady and to me. After an exhausting pleasure filled time together, it is an even greater pleasure to slowly pull out to reveal a beautiful opening staying open, very wet and very well fucked. Most women's vaginas are well underused. The average Escort has two clients a day a few days out of a week. In a decade's time, most barely had 5,000 lovers. Most women can accomodate 15,000 to 20,000 lovers over a few decades with ease. The Legendary Kitty Foxx had over 15,000 + lovers and was still very good before retiring in 2004. I dream of a day when most women get stretched out by 21, and Escort part time from late 20's to late 50s to whomever desires them. I just wish I were young, and wealthy then to be able to enjoy a lot of barely legal to well mature ladies who Escort. My apologies for a very long e-mail, but time and distances are important in meeting someone new. I needed to explain myself fully so that there would be no misunderstandings. You are the Escort I seek if: (1)You genuinely love sex with as many clients as you could fit in a day on a daily basis. (2)You love men with very thick cocks, and would date countless many even if you yourself were a multi-billionaire Lady. (3)You don't care and don't mind if your vagina becomes stretched out by countless dates. So long as men seek you and love your vagina, you will give yourself out very often. (4) You've wanted to be an Escort for a long time before you became one, and even if you retire before your 50s, you would be available to (a)younger man/men when 50 to late 50s for lots of mutual fun. In case you are tight or very tight, I would still like to meet you if I could be allowed to contribute my part in stretching you. In case you don't want to be stretched, I would appreciate greatly if we would keep in touch and at a much later date connect for some fun and lots of pleasures. Even a five year wait would be very well worth it. Your vagina would be bigger, wider and more used than it is now. Perfect for me and worthy of a large financial gift to be able to partake of it. I look forward hearing from you soon. |
| "hey I'm 44 years old so listen up hooker bitch i will give u 400$$ to let me piss on your face, cum in your ear, lick the inside of your eyeball, wash your hair with pigs blood, suck on a used bloody tampon, finger your asshole with a 9 iron and end with me drop kicking you in your lower jaw hopefully dislocating it...are u interested? IF YOU SAY NO THEN ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS BE CAREFUL REALLY YOU NEV ER KNOW WHO MIGHT CALL AND SHOW UP AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW BAM YOUR NAME IS ON THE 11 O CLOCK NEWS... News reporter: "chucks of a womans body who was believed to be a hooker from craigslist was found throughout the state of xxxxx xxxxxxxx" |
Are You a Serial Killer?
"girl you have got to be shitting me with those prices, you sure as fuck anit' all that, and i am not a black man but i am guessing your skanky ass couldn't even get one of them to come over and apache and rural, you expect me to come to the ghetto with a pocket full of cash , bitch you are as twisted as you are ugly & fat with droppy tits it looks to me!! you should look at how fine some of the other chicks are here and what there prices are, and yeah i read your reviews , they are all fake you can tell! what did u see them 4 free for the reveiw , like i said bitch you are one sad ugly ass ho!!"
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