What can be said for Dumbasses? The title kind of says it all, but this category of Time Waster sends simple yet obnoxious emails that generally seem to be from 14 year old boys, or very immature men. More often than not they say the wrong things, or just don’t say anything to inspire an ASP to contact them back. Note to anyone reading this, if you have sent an email such as these before – it is not an ASP’s job to contact you or beg you to come visit her or to answer your stupid out of line questions. Maybe try using your big brain once in awhile and do some research before emailing anyone. Oh and text messaging to try to arrange a first appointment with a lady you have never visited, in my opinion, is TACKY!
| "Hello ABC I hope you don't mind if I e-mail you, and just talk. You have made it hard to work this last week because I seem to spend time thinking about our time together and trying to figure out how I can budget for another visit and how I can explain needing to go to Saturn. I am thinking that next time I would like to give you a massage. I was also wondering how does a guy, if he was single, get to date a woman like you ? I mean someone in your work. I donot mean to over step but I am courious and have always wanted to know. Actually I have always wanted to meet a woman who is so secure in who she is as a woman it just seems that the confidence needed to be sexy is very sexy. I am probaly not making any sense. So I will sign off for now take care" John Doe |
Dumbasses!
"hello . do you do oral. without" John Doe
"You look, as they say, "mahvelous." Are you fun, as well? "
"Hi, I liked what I saw on your web site. You look very sexy. I'm a very nice, attractive man. Contact me if You wish to."
"seen you on xxxxxxxx.com was wondering if you are interested." Capt Kirk
"I saw your ad on XXXXXXXXXX and was interested in setting up an appointment. Do you have any pics? Do you speak French? Do you use a translator? Do you travel to greece?" Thanks...Sloe Witted
"DO YOU DO GREEK? THX" M
"In town on business, saw your ad, I am interested its Sunday and I am bored."
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"what is your location and availability later this evening. T/M me at 303 XXX-XXXX"
"Hello ABC, I found you at http://xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com and i intend to come in to states on the 22nd of september." Mr. Informative
"HI ABC, IM FROM PLUTO, AND WAS JUST MAILIMG YOU TO SEE WHAT COULD EVOLVE, PLEASE GET BACK,' JOHN DOE"
"It’s Broke Golfer, we communicated via email a few times a few months back. I was looking for a golfing buddy, and at the time wasn’t too happy with xxxxxx xxxxxx’x…well, we know what happened to them, and now I’m back in the market after a few months by myself in my apartment over here by Xxxxxxxx Golf Club. Wanna come over tonight? I don’t have the money for it, but we could spend the night and then I could take you out for a round at Xxxxxxxx tomorrow…I went out and shot an 83 today, 46 front nine, 37 back. I guess I remembered how to play after 9 holes…I really would like to hook up with a girl who knows how to “play,” let me know if you happen to be around tonight or tomorrow…" Broke Golfer
"Hey tat babe,bend over"
"seeing ur info on the internet i know u will be of good companion for me,i will be on holiday in xxxxxxxx by 20 november, and i will need u from(1pm to 5pm) on the 21th, i have to let u know that i luv full sex and.... , so i will want u to be a good companion for me, I understan ur best rate for 5hrs incall is $1150,, as soon as i see ur reply I will make arrangement for ur payment either via(america cashier check) or (bank transfer), so i can be rest assure that i have u for that day, i am caring and lovely too, u will enjoy me too. bye i await ur soon reply.” Fullsexlvr,
“You are beautiful. I live in Whoville and I need a beautiful woman. Do you travel and $$$ for a weelend. I very attractive or at least I've been told. "
"HI I saw your post on CL, I’m a full time IT guy I fix computers for a living. I’m looking to help girls like yourself out with some free computer help / repair, whatever u need I can do for you. I even have older laptops for trade if you want, I guess I’m looking to make a trade I fix for reapir your computer and some of your time. I even can build u basic websites for you, but this is take some time to do.Anyway I’m a normal guy just looking to see if you need some help for a trade.. let me know what u think"
Hi Tonight?
"I SAW YOU... AND LOVE YOU HELLO... MY NAME IS GODFIRST... I AM 30 YEAR OLD, I SAW YOUR PROFILE ANF FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU... YOUR BEAUTIFULLL. I AM LOOKING FOR A SUOL MATE. SOME ONE I CAN CALL MY WIFE.... I AM WRITING FROM AFRICA CAPE VERDE... WEST AFRICA... I WILL LIKE TO KNOW YOU MORE... WE CAN ALSO SHARE PIC... UNTILL I HEAR FROM YOU...BYE... CIAO!"
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